The boys weren’t sure they liked the outfits Aunt Gemma had brought along for the outing, but she assured little Clarence and Clifford that this was the latest style in play wear.  What the boys didn’t know was that Auntie was really taking them to an audition where she hoped that the boys would kick off their movie careers by getting parts playing Oompa Loompas.

It was summer, it was fun and the boys were cute.  As Mary stood between her two best friends, she couldn’t help but hear her mother’s voice echoing in her head….

“Mary, watch out for boys who try to get between your legs….they’ll bring you nothing but trouble.”

Mary nervously wondered if this is what mother meant.

Emily and 9 of her friends were all packed and ready to set off for Nevada.   They agreed to tell their husbands that they were going to visit the Hoover Dam, but in reality, they were headed to Las Vegas for the first girl’s weekend in history.  Just before departing from their home state of  Idaho, Eunice spoke up and reminded the ladies, “Remember girls, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”

Mimi was furious as she sat alone in the study while the party continued in the next room.

Earlier that evening, she put on her new black sweater and modeled it for her roommate Claire.  Immediately, Claire handed Mimi a white padded bra telling her it was just what she needed to attract Mike Powell’s attention at the party.

Arriving fashionably late, Mimi paused in the foyer of Mike’s apartment to remove her coat and came face to face with a huge mirror.   Horrified by what she saw, Mimi made a beeline for the study where she remained for the rest of the evening listening to that awful Claire in the other room giggling and singing  drunken duets with Mike.

Martin turned off the highway onto the dirt road and headed toward Double the Fun, a house of ill repute.  He was looking for some action and the offering of a night he’d never forget with either Dolly or Jayne sounded irresistible.  His friend Sam had been out here last weekend and came back with the most amazing stories.  Martin’s heart raced as he rolled up to the front of the establishment and just as Sam described, the two ladies were waiting for him in front of their rooms.  Martin looked at his two choices and quickly realized Sam was playing a prank.  Without hesitation, he reached for the shifter, and put his car into reverse.