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The plumber

It had been a helluva day at the McNeal house.  That morning, the refrigerator lost power, which required the family to hurry and drink several gallons of milk before they became spoiled.   Then, just around noon, the toilet clogged beyond Mr. McNeal’s ability to fix it.   Needless to say, the McNeal clan was more than a little uncomfortable waiting for the plumber to arrive.